Zombie Horde - Rudolph the Red Nosed Zombie Traditional Cache

The Zombie Horde are members of the Maryland Geocaching Society.

This is my first cache that I placed with my family. I hope you enjoy it!




Rudolph, The Zombie Reindeer

Sung to the tune of “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

He ate Dasher, then Dancer,
Then Prancer and Vixen.
He downed Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
Yes, he ate them all, the most
Famous undead reindeer of all:

Rudolph, the zombie reindeer,
Caught the virus through his nose.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he’s gross.

All of the other reindeer
Tried real hard to get away.
But they didn’t count on Rudolph
Eating them anyway.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph, with your Zombie blight,
Who’s gonna pull my sleigh tonight?”

Rudolph instead just ate him,
Munching Santa’s brain with glee,
Rudolph, the zombie reindeer,
You changed Christmas history!