DO NOT FIND THIS CACHE!!!!!!! Traditional Cache
teamsheppard: It appears this cache disappeared when construction happened.
DO NOT FIND THIS CACHE!!!!!!!
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Here is your chance to prove to the world you aren't hooked on geocaching. How?
DO NOT LOG THIS CACHE!!!!
Or its cousins across the world!!!
Are you addicted to geocaching???
Every day, the epidemic of geocaching is taking more victims. They are young and old, experienced and inexperienced. Unfortunately, this seemingly harmless game has a tendency to grab hold of a cacher's very essence and never let go. Now, I know what all of you are saying. "I'm not addicted to caching! What a silly idea!" Well, you are now reading the description of a cache that I told you in the very title not to. It's ok though, because this cache is here to help you.
Let's face it ... whatever the reason, geocaching is addictive!
Are you hooked on geocaching? If so, this is your chance to overcome your addiction. How? Do not locate this cache, even though it's among the easiest around and right here in front of you begging to be found! If you can drive by this area and are able to not search for this cache, feel free to share your success story by logging a note below! We can think of several cachers who will see this cache at the top of their nearest caches page, and their first reaction will be to go out and find it. We know who you are. You know who you are. We all know that it's easy to get hooked on this sport. But it's not an addiction if you don't want to quit, right? Well, what if you wanted to? We doubt you can do it! This is just one of the many warning signs of a geocaching addiction. Experts on the subject have identified a number of other warning signs to be on the lookout for including the following:
1.You check your e-mail for new cache notifications and ignore the rest.
2. You find yourself having to explain the abundance of plastic, water-proof containers to your parents/spouse.
3. You begin making grocery purchases based on the items' usefulness as cache containers.
4. You look forward to visiting your in-laws.
5. You can't help searching out good hiding spots for caches, even when you're hundreds of miles from home.
6. Your idea of a fun day involves getting up at the crack of dawn and stumbling through the forest to find you missed an FTF by 30 seconds.
7. You mourn archived caches.
8. You take vitamins you don't need so you can have the bottles.
9. You can't watch Planet of the Apes without daydreaming about caching.
10. Altoids suddenly become your favorite candy.
11. You are familiar with words like ‘sltnln’ and ‘ftf.’
12. You know the zip codes of all your out-of-town relatives off the top of your head.
13. You no longer talk to your friends or relatives about geocaching ... none of them will allow it.
14. Your driveway is covered with spray-painted cache box silhouettes.
15. You give directions based on cache locations.
16. The majority of your phone contacts are PAF’s.(They are listed by their Geo-nicks.)
If this describes you, chances are you have an addiction to geocaching. This cache is here to help. In order to prove that you have the willpower to resist locating a cache if you want to, we put out this cache for the sole purpose of not being logged! If you're thinking about locating this cache, chances are you fall into one of three categories:
Locals- It will be the hardest for you to ignore this cache. Unless you’re a premium member and take advantage of the ignore feature, you'll have the hardest time resisting this cache. It will appear on your nearest caches list for as long as it remains unfound. Every time you check to see if any new caches have been hidden nearby, it will be here waiting, calling your name ...It will be staring you in the face all the time. But we know you can do it!
Visitors-There are many great caches in this area, so you should be able to satisfy your hunger for caches before hitting this one. This cache is near a VERY popular shopping spot. It’s on a road that leads to entries to the area waterfront. It has the normal amenities if you want something to eat ... or a place to spend the night ... or need gas. Admit it; you plan both your pit stops and your vacations around geocaching. Don't be ashamed, you're not alone...JUST DON'T FIND IT!
Travelers-If you are just passing through-If you can't avoid this cache, you truly are addicted. You may have the least challenge overcoming the temptation to log this cache, since there are several good caches in the nearby areas that you can grab instead. Still, though, there are plenty of restaurants and gas stations at this exit, so you may find it nearly impossible to resist stopping during your drive up I-985.
Your Goal is to NOT FIND THIS CACHE!!!
This cache is a totally mediocre micro cache. There is no great view, no creative container, no travel bugs or geocoins. There is no invigorating hike. The Only thing you have to gain from logging it is another Check mark/ Smiley face and another number to your stats.
The question is, how strong are you? Can you resist searching out this cache?
Show the world how strong you are. You have CONTROL...You can stop Geocaching anytime you want. Really you can...
Oh ... if you find yourself too weak to resist the temptation to find the cache, be sure to re-hide it as well as, or better than, you found it to help others avoid the same failing. Best wishes not finding this cache!
"fiiiind meeee..."
Adapted from a cache we had to log in NJ and in South Georgia.
So, good luck not finding this cache. FTF gets to know that they are the biggest caching addict around!
(For those of you who see that as a prize, you are very sick and our hearts go out to you)
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Treasures
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