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Zombies! - Haley the Hula Hawaiian Traditional Cache

This cache has been archived.

onecrazycanadian: Hi,

The low health score on this cache has remained below 60 since our last contact. I see no sign of any maintenance being done to correct this and I have had no response from the owner since my last contact. Due to the lack of response I have no idea if any corrective action has been taken. Consequently I am archiving the cache at this time. If the owner does happen to complete the maintenance required and wish to activate the cache again just let me know and I will consider unarchiving it once the issue is resolved.

Thanks
onecrazycanadian
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Hidden : 1/6/2013
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


The world is full of strange things!


Don't believe me?  Regina has already been invaded by aliens, goblins, and fire demons.  What else is out there . . . Zombies!


Yes, that’s right!  Zombies are lurking through our world in the hopes of finding an easy meal.  Their best defence is the belief that they don't exist.  Well, let me tell you that they do!  As proof, I have release four into the outskirts of Regina.  But don't worry . . . I have chained them with Iron forged with the Darkest of Black Magic.  But the magic will only last as long as we pay close attention to these ghouls.  Find them and sign their attached logs to seal the black magic.  And please, stay away from their mouths . . . or you too may have to be chained for all eternity.

At ground zero, you will meet the great Bell of the Ball, Haley the Hula Hawaiian.  She was in every way the Queen of the Hawaiian Resort scene.  Managers throughout the world begged to have her perform her act, but she only went to the most fabulous Hawaiian Resorts.  Perhaps too conceded to leave her home land, or too fearful of being unknown in other parts of the world, she never left the island.  Well at least not while she was still alive . . .

It happened at the Turtle Bay Cove resort.  Haley was in mid hip thrust when a tourist in front row center collapsed violently.  He crashed into his table and flung himself into the others at the table.  The room erupted into gasps and calamity, but as the professional that she was, Haley never missed a beat.  The EMS came and carted off the sick man without incident.  Free drinks were given out by the management and the entire incident was forgotten.  After one of the best performances of her life, Haley took a bow and was about to leave the stage for the night when a bouquet of turquoise flowers were tossed up to her.  She caught the flowers in one hand and blew kisses with her other.  Little did she know that the flowers had sharp thorns . . . the infection flowed like wild fire . . .  



All good cachers should carry their own writing sticks as there is not one present at ground zero, and you definately don't want to dig around in Haley's pockets.  Please replace exactly where you find so helpless muggles don't get infected!

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