Nigel: ‘Ello Jeeves.
Jeeves: ‘Ello Nigel. Where you off to?
Nigel: I’m off to the near for a pint of kitty litter.
Jeeves: No use going all on your Jack. I’ll head to the rub-a-dub-dub with ya.
Nigel: If ya don’t mind the ball and chalk.
Jeeves: Not at all.
Nigel: How’s the trouble?
Jeeves: Oh, a bit Kerry’d, ya know.
Nigel: How so?
Jeeves: The dog and bone sounded at stand. Seems her Mrs. Chant fell down the apples and pears broke her chalk farm.
Nigel: Oh my. What a Lionel Blaire.
Jeeves: Yeah, on the floor plates and dishes. Exeter happenstance this donkey.
Nigel: Is the the one that's a bloody roland?
Jeeves: Nah, she's the one with the Mars Bar on 'er Gregory.
Nigel: Oh, she's the one that's scratch and.
Jeeves: Oh yeah, Friar Tuck was with 'er. She got Bees, but she's not a bit mum and dad.
Nigel: Ah, we be here. Let’s get an Aunt Mable.
Jeeves: There’s a cain and abel in the Johnny Horner near the Joanna.
Waitress: Would you like an Edna, lads?
Jeeves: Holy Brittney and some holy ghost.
Nigel: The same, and some Uncle Fred.
Jeeves: And Fishermans Daughter.
Waitress: Will do, hun.
Nigel: That a new Desmond?
Jeeves: Aye, with a hidden Lucy.
Nigel: Where you get that?
Jeeves: Off my artful when he had a tough time coming up with the Clark. Got me a Peckham Rye and Uncle Berts too. The bloke still owes me a taxi!
Nigel: How is the haddock and bloater?
Jeeves: Oh, I locked me brucies in the other day. Took threescore and ten oxford scholars for the locksmith just to take a butchers hook.
Nigel: No jackanory? Damn, that’s a big Beecham’s.
Jeeves: I know.
Nigel: Did old Andy boy ever get out of the kitchen sink?
Jeeves: Aye, he came over for Jim Skinner the other night. Took the Uncle Ted in the Steve Claridge and ate all our John Cleese and Acker Bilk.
Nigel: He's probably gonna head back to the fatboy slim. Better he get his loaf of bread on straight or he'll be back doing time in the ginger.
Jeeves: How are things with your duchess of?
Nigel: Her Spanish onion was acting up. Oh, and she’s been off to see her old pot and pan. Been hell and heaven days now.
Jeeves: When will she be back?
Nigel: Exeter days or so. Been ages since she’s been back there. She’s hanging out with her bottle skins and blisters.
Jeeves: Bottle skins and blisters? Must be a packed mickey. Probably feels like pope for ‘em all.
Nigel: Aye, and the oldest has hell bricks and mortar. Can you Adam? Zero boys, but a lot of St. Louis.
Jeeves: You think with that the father would make every day a Gary Player.
Nigel: I hear that!
Jeeves: Did your misses take the nanny out on the river?
Nigel: Nope, she took the Oxo. Ah, here’s our Aristotles, let’s get tiddly.
Jeeves: Cheers!
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