Newton 911 Traditional Cache
Hidden : 2/13/2013
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size: other (other)

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Geocache Description:

FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY!

ONLY for those with extreme geocaching emergencies. This cache is effective in two ways: first, it has the cure for a multitude of geocaching ills, and, second, it will give the geocacher a genuine smile to go along with the prescribed smiley.

This cache is effective for
  • Hyper-DNF-emia
  • Severe cases of hypo-find-itis
  • Debilitating anxiety due to streak-ending threats
  • Crippling high difficulty terrain phobia
  • Withdrawal driving home after a big day of geocaching
emergency-roomIn clinical trials, this 911 cache proved over 99% effective in curing the above geo-maladies. Unfortunately, due to the demand for 911 geo-services, each cacher is limited to one visit to this emergency geocache.

Congratulations to our first patient, BoogerHill. He received the FTF-mania anti-toxin just in the nick of time, a genuine challenge to our staff!

In the interest of full disclosure, the American Medical Association, a muggle orginization, does not recognize geo-medicine. That means extreme geo-stealth should be exercised in accessing this emergency service.

As always, should you or any of your geocaching team be caught, the Secretary will cancel your geo-medical insurance policy.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Jr erterg gb vasbez lbh gung, vs lbh arrq n uvag sbe guvf pnpur, lbhe pbaqvgvba vf grezvany. Jr zhfg erfreir bhe erfbheprf sbe gubfr jr pna fnir.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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