Legend speaks of an egg laying bunny that was jealous of his twin brother's popularity. So he turned to the dark side...

While geocaching two days before Valentine's Day, I found the Warmongering Bunny out in the woods. He seemed to be scribbling something in the dirt, but upon noticing me, he erased it. He then started rocking back and forth and muttering the same words over and over again: "Warmageddon is coming!" I have no idea what this means, but fearful of eliciting the fury of the furry master of all martial arts or being shot at by him who has experted-ed all weapons known to mankind, I ran away. But what is Warmageddon, other than an oxymoron?

By the way, do not attempt to get this cache from the ramp to the Southside Expressway. That would be more foolish than calling anything a "warmageddon".