DIZFIZ has been a BAAAAADDDD BOOOYYYY!! The powers that be have put him on lockdown, he's having withdrawals and needs a fix!! The power and prestige associated with being THE LEGEND doesn't seem to have any perks in the penal system, other than maybe an extra soup or commissary!! Until he's sentenced, let's see if we can get some of the local caching criminality to break him out!! Bring your best file, hacksaw, shovel, crowbar or whatever you think will help DIZ make a jailbreak!! If you can find some type of prison garb be it an officer or inmate, please try to dress for the occasion!!
THE EVENT WILL TAKE PLACE PROMPTLY AT NOON! Be there and ready to go!!!
***NOTE***
There is parking nearby, however I'd encourage everyone to park across the street at the 7-11, espcially if you are bringing some type of jailbreak tool. Due to the proximity of the flashmob to the local law enforcement building we don't want anyone getting into trouble. If you plan to bring a "jailbreak object" to the flashmob PLEASE keep it concealed until we get into place for the picture!!! If you carry anything out in the open in the area of the parking lot to the flashmob location, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK!!