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NOTICE: DO NOT READ THIS.
Unsuspecting participants/attendants are needed.
Mysterious undisclosed individuals from Non-Nebraska lands are secretly conducting secret experiments. These mysterious undies closed individuals are secretly venturing from far distant lands, lands still uncharted in all of Nebraska, lands once shown on maps as BeyondThereBeDragons. These mysterious undisclothes individuals will be secretly in the area soon to secretly conduct one of their secret experiments.
The following described geoevent will be a top-secret geogathering of starved individuals looking to participate in a geosocial experiement, or a socio geoexperiement, to determine what quantity of liquid and/or solid forms of energy are required to unstarve said starved individuals. If you are reading this, then you have hacked into our super-secret, top-secret geonetwork of electronic messaging systems and you should stop reading immediately and not read anymore of the following very interesting secret geoinformation. If, however, you have not hacked into this system and you are NOT reading this, then by any and all means continue not reading on.
A secret meeting place has been established within the hidden confines of a place mysteriously named DJ's Dugout in Omaha, inconspicuously located at an address of 636 N. 114th Street. Individuals who are looking for something to eat -OR- individuals who are looking for geosocializing -OR- individuals who are looking for BOTH something to eat AND some geosocializing, have been instructed to converge at the super-secret GPS coordinates.
Said geosocioexperiement shall contain merriment and/or frivolity and/or aerial projections of food plate material, although the latter is strongly discouraged. Ladders are also discouraged, but only during the geosocioexperiement.
Said geosocioexperiement shall begin at precisely the exact time of 1:30PM -OR- at a small unknown number of minutes BEFORE the exact time of 1:30PM -OR- at a small unknown number of minutes AFTER the exact time of 1:30PM.
Said geosocioexperiement shall continue restauranting for exactly one hour -OR- for a small unknown number of minutes BEFORE the exact amount of one hour -OR- for a small unknown number of minutes AFTER the exact amount of one hour, thereby establishing the termination of the geosocioexperiement at a precise time known in technical terms as 2:30-ISH.
No purchase is necessary, although starvation may result.
Participants/Attendants are encouraged to bring adequate supplies such as fellow overly experienced geocachers and/or newbie geocachers and/or muggle friends and/or complete strangers. It is allowed and permitted that said supplies may be acquired from family members and/or friends and/or even none of the above. There is no limit to the quantity of said supplies that one may bring.
Sunday, August 2, 2015
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM
DJ's Dugout
636 N. 114th Street
Omaha, NE 68154
402-498-8855
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