"Good afternoon.
My name is Russell.
And I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweatlodge12.
Are you in need of assistance today?"
“See these? These are my Wilderness Explorer badges. You may notice one is missing. It's my Help a Geocacher badge. If I get it I will become a Senior Wilderness Explorer! Can I help you find a cache on the Pu'u Ma'eli'eli trail?”
"The wilderness must be explored! CAW-CAW! RAAAR!"