This is Absurd Traditional Cache

Common Sense Coaching

Strange things can happen on a moonless night,
Enough for CommonSense to say 'things just ain’t right.'
Like who ate the oysters up here so far from the sea
And what is that skull doing behind that old tree?

Come on now Vicmorda – you haven’t said a word
You may be driven to place caches but this is absurd.
I’m not going to stand all night by these big cedar trees
You can if you want but I’m not going to freeze.

Come with me now while the clouds are down
We can sneak in quick while there is no-one around
I can see it on your face that you're dying inside
You just can’t seem to wait to make another hide,

Take your cords quick while the satellites line
Come here and check - do they jive with mine?
Then stick up your ribbon and let’s get gone
If we leave right now we can still be anon.