Will cachers go after a hide if they know in advance that it sucks? Probably. Why not. It's all about the numbers anyway...right? I've wanted to bring attention to this terrible trend but didn't know how. I dedicate this sorry geocache to all the hiders out there who toss a cheesy cache in a location of no significance just because they can. I figure if you can't beat them...join them...JUST ONCE. I wasn’t able to get all the elements of lameness crammed into a single hide but there are enough here to make it a real stinker.
CACHE TYPE: Not sure if I got it right! Heck...it could even be a puzzle cache for all I know.
LOCATION: Crappy?...You bet. Why would you want to come here?
SCENIC VIEW: NO...Nothing to see here that you don't see everyday. All you can see here is traffic. No interesting wildlife here either...except maybe some road kill if you're lucky.
COORDINATES: I tried to get it close. Hey, it was the best reading I could get as I whizzed by this spot. Who takes the time to average their position anyways.
GPS RECEPTION: Poor at best...and only if you hold your tongue just right. The signal is pretty bouncy here.
LOG BOOK: Too small...and sure to get wet.
CONTAINER: Blah, blah, ordinary. Something like a pill bottle.
CAMO: Why bother with that kind of effort on a worthless pill bottle?
SPOILER HINT IN THE DESCRIPTION: Gotta have that too. Just look for the cache in the silver guard thing.
WORTHLESS HINT: Sure...see below. I wish I could see the look on your face as you try to make sense of it.
QUESTIONED BY THE AUTHORITIES: Probably - You'll certainly look suspicious here.
IN FULL VIEW OF LOCALS: Well, there is nothing around but passing cars and absolutely no hiding what you are doing.
MUGGLE FACTOR: Off-the-chart-HIGH...I'm hoping there's a parade passing by as your roll up to GZ.
WRITING UTENSIL: BYO da'ym writing stick. What do you think this is...OfficeMax!
FTF PRIZE: Sure, pick up a pretty rock off the ground ...or I think I saw a bottle cap near by.
T/D RATINGS: Probably way off. Hey...we're different people. What's easy for you might be hard for me. It's just too subjective to get it right.
CACHE SIZE: Aw man, I forgot to pick one...and I'm too lazy to edit my description. Live with it!
ATTRIBUTES: Are likely wack...probably don't really fit the cache hiding location.
ORIGINAL IDEA?: No, I stole it. The name has even been used before. Everything I learned about caching, I learned from other crappy caches.
NOW FOR THE GOOD PART. There is satisfaction in this cache. You'll be blessed with the opportunity to thoroughly rag on this cache and me, the Cache Owner, in front of the rest of the caching community in your on-line log. I encourage you to mention in your log how crappy this cache really is, and how lame the owner must be to have hidden the cache. The more insulting, the better. I really don't want to see any joyful, bubbly logs such as “Found it", "Thanks for the fun hide”, “Nice cache” or god-forbid the dreaded "TFTC!" Feel free to post spoiler pictures of the container or ground zero so this will be even less of a challenge for others. It's out there mocking you right now... It keeps coming up in your searches... You know you want to find this sorry excuse for a cache. Go get it...or don't.
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Pitifully sorry for BrettXY , the FTFer!