What makes this the greatest cache ever hidden?
Location! You're going to be floored at the outstanding setting of this one. Not far from the water, not far from the hills. The vista will take your breath away. Look around you and you'll see what living in eastern North Carolina is all about. If you can take your eyes off the surroundings, try crossing the ditch about 50 feet to the north and, if you're able, climb up to the field. The view from there will knock your socks off. You may want to return here throughout the year to see the changing colors. Warning: don't bring your spouse because he/she may want you to relocate here. Darn, you may want to yourself.
Cache container! I think you'll be blown away by the container itself. A jewel among caches. I'm quite proud of the craftmanship and the clever way you are required to open it. If you would like to do one like this yourself, just email me. I'll be glad to help you.
Placement: Finally, the placement of this cache is impressive. You won't find another like this for..... I don't know how far.
So, go ahead. Grab the smiley and say "Thanks, Elf King, for bringing me to this spot." This is what caching is all about.
BE AWARE : The greatest cache ever hidden deserves the greatest log ever written. Your log must be in the same style; that is, you must respond in a florid, exaggerated style about your adventure in finding this one. The more far-fetched the better. Anything else might be deleted by the owner -although that's never happened. I'm not going to grade you on creativity or imagination. Anything is okay. Except if you don't try. This is the reason for the difficulty. Let's have some fun.