Hey, well alright sir, here we go there what are we gonna give for em
I’ve got six hundred dollar down here and now ten and now twenty-five
And now thirty-five and now there fifty now sixty will you give me now sixty
Now seventy-five, seventy five another eighty-five dollars on the buy ‘em there
There was a boy in Arkansas
Who wouldn't listen to his Ma
When she told him he should go to school
He'd sneak away in the afternoon
Take a little walk then pretty soon
You'd find him at the local auction barn.
He'd stand and listen carefully
Then pretty soon he began to see
How the auctioneer could talk so rapidly
He said, "Oh, my, it's do or die
I've got to learn that auction cry
Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer."
Twenty-five dollar bid it now, thirty dollar, thirty
Will you give me thirty, make it thirty
Bid it on a thirty dollar, will you give me thirty
Who'll-ll bid it at a thirty dollar bid?
Thirty dollar bid it now, thirty-five
Will you give me thirty-five,
To make it thirty-five, to bid it a thirty-five
Who would a bid it at a thirty-five dollar bid?
As time went on, he did his best
And all could see he didn't jest
He practiced calling bids both night and day
His pap would find him behind the barn
Just working up an awful storm
As he tried to imitate the auctioneer
Then his pap said, "Son, we just can't stand
To have a mediocre man
Sellin' things at auction using our good name
I'll send you off to auction school
Then you'll be nobody's fool
You can take your place among the best."
Thirty-five dollar bid it now, forty dollar, forty
Will you give me forty, make it forty
Bid it on a forty dollar, will you give me forty
Who'll-ll bid it at a forty dollar bid?
Forty dollar bid it now, forty-five
Will you give me forty-five,
To make it forty-five, to bid it a forty-five
Who would a bid it at a forty-five dollar bid?
So from that boy who went to school
There grew a man who played it cool
He came back home a full-fledged auctioneer
Then the people came from miles around
Just to hear him make that rhythmic sound
That filled their hearts with such a happy cheer.
His fame spread out from shore to shore
He had all he could do and more
Had to buy a plane to get around
Now he's the tops in all the land
Let's pause and give that man a hand
He's the best of all the auctioneers.
Forty-five dollar bid it now, fifty dollar, fifty
Will you give me fifty, make it fifty
Bid it on a fifty dollar, will you give me fifty
Who'll-ll bid it at a fifty dollar bid?
Fifty dollar bid it now, fifty-five
Will you give me fifty-five,
To make it fifty-five, to bid it a fifty-five
Sold that horse for a fifty-five dollar bill
Hey, well alright sir, open the gate and let 'em out and walk 'em boys
Here we come with lot number 29 in, what'd ya gonna give for ‘em
How ‘bout twenty-five, will you give thirty-five and now fifty
Make it fifty, bid it won’t you, now sixty will you give me sixty
Now seventy-five, now eighty five, and now ninety five a hundred
And now twenty-five and now fifty now seventy-five and now two and now three and now four
And now five and now six and now seven now eight hundred dollars To buy ‘em there
The Cache:
The cache is in a pill bottle up against a stump. There is no need to cross the fence.
It is not recommended to search for this cache when there is an actual auction going on.
To hear the music click the link (this has no relevance to finding the cache)
The Auctioneer
Congratulations to
Drstevo
for the First to Find.