Four cachers met over lunch to see who found what new cache, hidden by whom, and what sort of container they found.
Peace-sign-peeps happily said, "The cache I hid on the Bear Creek Trail was finally found!"
Fearlessknits complained, "I really wanted to go on the Bear Creek Trail today, but no go!"
Unitzoid rubbed his head. "I can't remember if I found Peace's or dphickey's hide..."
"Oh great, he's hit his head again!"
The two cachers who either went on Bear Creek Trail or found Unitzoid's cache talked containers.
"I just got a matchstick container."
"Ha! My find was an ammo can!"
Unitzoid added, "The ammo can wasn't what I hid, I know that."
The waitress asked for their drink orders. Fearlessknits perkily said, "coffee?"
All the others immediately chorused "No!"
Dphickey commented to Fearlessknits, "I haven't gone after yours yet, or been on the MKT today." He moved his coffee mug further from her reach.
Fearlessknits resumed examining the list of caches. "Well, the one on the MKT trail was bigger than the one I went after."
Dphickey asked, "So, Unitzoid, is there another hide of yours in Capen Park?"
Unitzoid answered, "Surprisingly, no! That one is not mine."
Peace-sign-peeps looked up from her iPod to say, "My find was bigger than the Capen Park cache."
Unitzoid's face suddenly brightened. "Stephens Lake Park! That's where I was!"
The group laughed for a bit, then the one who'd had to do cache maintenance dragged Unitzoid off to Urgent Care while the others left to race to the First To Find.
The Containers: Bison tube, match holder, sandwich-size tupperware, ammo box
The Locations: Capen Park, Stephen's Lake Park, MKT Trail, Bear Creek Trail
The Cachers (hiding and finding): Dphickey, Fearlessknits, Peace-sign-peeps, Unitzoid
Assume everyone was hiding/searching on their own.
The cache is located at N 38° 5A.BCD W 092° JK.LMB
A = half the letters in the name of the one who hid the largest container (drop decimals if necessary)
B = the number of containers larger than Unitzoid's hide
C = the number of letters in the first word of the location of the cache found by dphickey
D = the number of containers smaller than fearlessknits' hide
J= the number of cachers who've actually seen that bison tube before lunchtime.
K = the number of consonants in the name of the one who was in Capen Park during their search.
L = the number of letters in the first word of the container found by Peace-sign-peeps
M = 7. I like the number 7.
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