Whaaaat? Oh No You Di'int! Mystery Cache
Whaaaat? Oh No You Di'int!
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I'm old enough to remember when spam was compressed mystery meat and surfing was something you did in the ocean.
Oh No You Di 'ent! is a colloquial expression of incredulity, voiced upon witnessing another's action or statement, or hearing of it from the actor firsthand.
Here's some more new-fangled expressions.
Solve the puzzle below to find the cache.
Bats in the Cave
- visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.
That's what she said
- The most versatile joke on Earth.
Pregret
- The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.
Tanorexia
- A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan.
Yo mama
1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."
2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.
Fo' shizzle
- That is correct my African American friend.
Cowbell
No definition - this cache description just needed more cowbell!
Ifinger
- The finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
Oh snap!
1. Acknowledgement of a put down similar to "You got burned!"
2. A derivative of "oh no you di-ent," Oh Snap has more of an emphasis on playfulness.
Pop a squat
- to sit down or to take a seat.
Phone grope
- Grabbing at pockets and patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone.
Moobs
- Result of fat gathering in a male's chest area and giving him the appearance of having breasts.
Pizza tumor
- A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.
I pregret the cache container is too small to contain a first to find prize.
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CONGRATS TO STRIVING4CAMELOT ON THE FIRST TO FIND!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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