The Guy Code Mystery Cache
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Sorry ladies, but the guys may have an unfair advantage on this cache, since we all count on each other to stick by this code. You're welcome to give it your best shot though (or get equal time at The Girl Code). Just as long as I can count on you not to tell any of the guys I divulged the following code!
(NORTH)
If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
When questioned by a friend's significant other, you need not and should not provide any information as to his recent activity or whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
A best man's toast may not include the following phrases, "down in Tijuana..." or "one time when we were all stinking drunk..."
You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination (exception: when trying to pick up someone in a bar when the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
Complaining about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.
A friend will always be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. (Only exceptions are your significant other and anything considered "lucky".)
Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and demonstrate three ways to crack open a beer.
If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!
No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional.)
You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.
When coming into a room where other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.
Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.
Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies, as long as you are in eyesight of the vehicle.
When choosing players for a pick-up game, it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last guy standing on the sideline.
Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.
You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up.
If you catch your significant other messing around with your best friend, let your state's crime of passion laws be your guide.
Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he cheats anyway, you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is OK that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year.
A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. Let the man be.
No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror.
Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.
Unless coerced into watching with his significant other, no man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing.
There are only three acceptable times when a man is allowed to cry:
-when a heroic dog dies to save his master.
-after being struck below the belt by anything moving fast than 7 mph.
-the day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.
If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid.
A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.
(WEST)
No man shall speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. Instead, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.
There is never an occasion in which any shirt without buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are participating in a league-sanctioned sporting event)
Unless you are under the age of 11, DON’T wear tighty whightys. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes.
Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.
Clothes aren’t dirty until they LOOK dirty.
No man shall ever keep track of the amount of beers he has had in a night.
A man cannot ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it.
If a man breaks any one of these rules, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time, he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.
You can check your answers for this puzzle on GeoChecker.com. There is a crisp $1 bill for the FTF.
CONGRATS TO PEPPERMILL 6-PACK AND MACCREW FOR THE FIRST TO FIND.
THESE LADIES HAVE GOT OUR NUMBER GUYS!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
1. "Abegu", "Jrfg", naq gur trbpurpxre yvar ner abg cneg bs gur chmmyr.
2. Rirel jbeq pbhagf.
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