The Girl Code Mystery Cache
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This one is published in the interests of equal time for my Guy Code cache.
Sorry guys, but the ladies may have an unfair advantage on this cache, since they all count on each other to stick by this code. You're welcome to give it your best shot though. Just as long as I can count on you not to tell any of the girls I divulged the following code!
(NORTH)
No girl may date her friend's exs, past crushes, guys who have humiliated/used her, and guys she's into. Exceptions: a) Your friend has given you permission. b) The above happened before the age of puberty.
In no way does a girl have to mean what she says when in conversation with the opposite sex. Some examples are listed;
- I am sorry = you'll be sorry
- We need to talk = you're in trouble
- Sure, go ahead = you better not
- Do what you want = you will pay for this later
- I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
Chocolate is an accepted food in any occasion.
A girl has a right to lie in order to keep a secret told to her by her best friend.
When complimented by a friend it is your duty to find something about which to compliment her back.
It is your womanly right to give dirty looks.
If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks department, when asked your opinion of him, it is acceptable to describe him as 'cute'.
We have to go through childbirth/periods/waxing so we are the downtrodden sex. This can be used in any disagreement/argument with a men...let them feel OUR pain.
A chick flick wins over an action/adventure movie every time .
A guy who claims to love chick flicks must be looked at in suspicion. Either he's after something or there's something he's not telling you.
Two friends should not hook up with the same guy in the same night. HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT LADIES!
Single girls are allowed to bitch about Valentine's Day.
Girls in a relationship are not allowed to bitch about Valentines's Day to their single girlfriends
Females are always obligated to notice and comment on any change of hair cut or color, new clothes, jewelry etc . (You can bet that guys won't.)
If a girl is throwing up it is your duty to hold hair back.. even if she is not an acquaintance.
If recently single, you may not moan about being single to someone who has been single for a longer time than you.
It is perfectly acceptable to let a complete stranger know their clothes tag is hanging out.
After breaking up with a guy it is your right to eat a whole box of chocolates or tub of ice cream (ladies choice!) without being judged
When drunk, taking flirty pictures is perfectly acceptable - you think you’re hot and the camera needs to know it.
If you have a picture of your friend on Facebook and she dislikes it, it is your duty to remove it immediately.
If a woman asks her best friend if she looks fat (and she does), it is the obligation of the friend to tell her that the offending piece of clothing "does nothing for her."
Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.
Women who never binge have no souls.
It is acceptable to announce that you are going on a diet and break it without notice the next day.
No woman shall ever go to the ladies' room alone if there is another woman available to go with her.
Always leave the party with the girls you came with unless a mutual agreement has been met.
Don’t ever seek true opinion from a guy on your outfit. If unsure ask a female friend. This rule however does not apply if you know you look hot in the outfit in which case asking a guy will help you receive compliments which all girls are entitled to. It's on you if you, in fact, do not look as hot as you thought you did.
Flirting with your friends dad is not permitted.. no matter how attractive you find him (WEIRDO)
"I have a boyfriend" is an acceptable way of turning a guy down, even if you have to lie about it. Friends when questioned must always play along.
(WEST)
No woman may loudly deem herself "fat" if she is in the presence of a woman who is obviously fatter.
If your friend is turning orange through fake tanning you must make her aware of this.
No girl shall pretend to know or like sports just to appear to be "hot" in front of guys. Knowledge of said sport must be proven by:
- quoting at least five statistics
- challenging the ref on a bad call
- berating the coach for poor clock management
- referring to the dropper of an easy pass as “alligator arms”.
If your cutoff jeans are short enough for the pockets to come out of the bottom, fellow females have the right to brand you a skank, but only behind your back of course. However if you're ok with this feel free to wear them - we need someone to talk about.
If you are experiencing Pre-PMS, PMS, or Post-PMS, you are permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors you wish without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior except violation of the girl code.
As women we are allowed to be completely self-absorbed and self obsessed when it comes to A) Our wedding days, B) Our birthdays, C) childbirth, D) Breakups.
"I have a boyfriend" is a completely acceptable way of turning a guy down, even if you have to lie about it. Friends when questioned must always play along.
You're under no obligation to tell the truth when asked the number of your sexual partners.
It is perfectly acceptable to sing into your hairbrush, as long as in the privacy of your room or drunk with your close friends .
No woman shall wear colored undergarments under any white article of clothing.
You are perfectly within reason to hate your boyfriend's ex even if she is the nicest girl in the world, feeds the poor, visits old people’s homes and helps out at the local animal shelter.
It is perfectly acceptable to use any shiny surface to check one's appearance.
It is your womanly right to take hoodies, boxers and t-shirts from guys without returning them.
A man must be around for at least six weeks before you make your friends bother to learn his first name. Until such time, he should be referred to as "The Camaro guy", "The Trainer dude", or "The Four a.m. in the Taxi Guy".
No girl shall purchase a distinctive item of clothing which she is aware her friend owns without express permission from the friend.
Never insult your friend but never let your friend leave the house looking hideous. Find a better way to tell your friend how they look.
Example: 'You should wear less eyeliner, you have great eyes'.
When said evening is described as a "Girls’ Night Out" that means it is for GIRLS ONLY. Do not invite your boyfriend. Consider it payback for all those tree houses and snow forts we couldn’t enter as children.
You can check your answers for this puzzle on GeoChecker.com. There is a crisp $1 bill for the first to find.
CONGRATS TO PEPPERMILL 6-PACK ON THE FIRST TO FIND!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
1. "Abegu", "Jrfg", naq gur Trbpurpxre yvar ner abg cneg bs gur chmmyr.
2. Rirel jbeq pbhagf.
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