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the Mastodon Cache Traditional Cache

This cache has been archived.

Backwoods Reviewer: As the owner has not responded to my prior note, I am archiving this listing.

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Hidden : 4/26/2013
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

Portage Lakes Ohio State Park
replacing sasquatch cache
now archived and removed
thank you OSP's
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please keep cache elevated
off the ground, Thanks
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That Mastodon Cache

Did You Know, That not too long ago.....
that Mastodon bones were found
in this Very Lake? How cool is THAT!
You are walking on Mastodon tracks!

They were HERE! Awesome!
Mastodons are related to today's Elephants
so ...........here's some elephant jokes, folks!

Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
Because they only had one pair of trunks

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!

What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A dogophant

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

There were two elephants under one umbrella,
why didn't they get wet?
It wasn't raining.

Why do elephants have wrinkles?
Ever tried to iron an elephant?

What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A trunk.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new fence!

Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
Because it is afraid of the mouse!

What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)