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Oi Fudge
Wot you want Sid?
Grandad's hidden another geothingy
I wish he wouldn't. Where's this one?
Do you see that question mark on the map?
Is it there?
No
That's where you got chased off of a sheep isn't it.
Maybe. Anyway if you go from there to where you fell in the river you'll walk right over this cache of his
Which river did you mean? I've fallen in lots.
I was thinking of the one at N 51° 07.232 E 000° 52.668
Oh. That narrows it down a lot doesn't it.
Hang on. Do you remember when you got bashed up off of a duck
I think I bashed the duck
The duck won the fight. There was a lot more fur on the ground than feathers
Whatever
Anyway, if you go from there
Where
Oh, I think its at N 51° 07.532 E 000° 52.815 in geospeak
Right
If you go from there to where you got scared by the train
I was never scared by a train
Yes you were. It happened at N 51° 06.832 E 000° 52.821
No it didn't
Whatever. If you go from where you got duffed up off of a duck to where you got scared off of a train you'll walk right over this cache of his as well.
I expect we'll walk over it soon. Grandad likes walking down there.
Grandad thinks the Earth is flat you know.
Yes - he does. If only everyone knew that..
Both dogs then went off doing what dogs do best. They've told you where to find the cache. You could probably walk to it from pretty much anywhere in Ashford. The Cache Owner does regularly. If you would rather drive there are lots of places to park. South Willesbough or Park farm would be good.
DO NOT park on the A2070. It's illegal and dangerous....
