Zombies! - Michael Elvis Traditional Cache

Don't believe me?  Regina has already been invaded by aliens, goblins, and fire demons.  What else is out there . . . Zombies!

Yes, that’s right!  Zombies are lurking through our world in the hopes of finding an easy meal.  Their best defense is the belief that they don't exist.  Well, let me tell you that they do!  As proof, I have release four into the outskirts of Regina.  But don't worry . . . I have chained them with Iron forged with the Darkest of Black Magic.  But the magic will only last as long as we pay close attention to these ghouls.  Find them and sign their attached logs to seal the black magic.  And please, stay away from their mouths . . . or you too may have to be chained for all eternity.  

You have just met the greatest performer of our . . . nope . . . all generations. Here I present to you Michael Elvis! Through his career he has mastered not only all of Elvis' songs/acts/life style, but also all of Michael Jackson's. He was able to expertly splice the two musical masters together to form what has been widely considered the greatest performer of all time. Easily better than the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and the Rolling Stones combined. Only problem was that he was too personable with his fans. Unfortunate for Michael Elvis, the majority of his fans at his last show were flesh eating monsters. Definitely the last autographs he will ever sign . . .  
 

All good cachers should carry their own writing sticks as there is not one present at ground zero, and you definitely don't want to dig around in Elvis' pockets.  Please replace exactly where you find so helpless muggles don't get infected!