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Huskers - E24; Walks Into A Bar 2 Mystery Cache

Hidden : 5/6/2013
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:

Welcome to the Huskers Power Trail

Husker Football – 2 of the top 10 football teams of all time are Nebraska Cornhusker Teams, the best team ever is the 1971 team, and the 3rd best team ever is the 1995 team. The Huskers are currently the 4th winningest football of all time. Bleacherreport.com rates Dr Tom Osborne the 3rd best college football coach in the history of college football, while Bob Devaney is 15th best. Husker football fans have been very lucky throughout the years, to have a team they can stand behind, I hope this lasts through my lifetime and yours!

The Storm - One of the reasons we choose the area was to bring awareness to what a tornado can do to a town. On May 22, 2004, a tornado touched down outside Hallam, Nebraska. It would soon become the world’s largest tornado, reaching its peak at 2.5 miles wide. The tornado destroyed the town of Hallam, tossing a freight train off the tracks west of town. It continued on just north of Cortland and 2 miles north of Firth. Norris Schools suffered severe damage, the middle school being hit the worst. There the auditorium roof caved in and several walls also. Busses were tossed, and homes northeast of the schools were flattened to rubble.

Huskers Power Trail – The trail runs 13 miles wide, and 2 miles high, with approximately 185 caches. There will be some easy park and grabs, and some tough hides along the way. Due to the available hiding spots, quite a few puzzles had to be used to make the trail work.
When retrieving these hides, please pull all the way over, and do not do anything to harm yourself or others.
There are restaurants in Hallam (bottom of E), and Firth (just east of the trail). Gas can be found in Cortland (just south of the trail on HWY 77).

Cache Information

The cache IS NOT at the listed coordinates. There is nothing at GZ (Ground Zero) that will help with this cache.

Welcome to Huskers - E24 (AKA Walks Into A Bar 2)

The geocaching community can only take so many Punny Puzzles. So, here we have a variation on those infamous puzzles.

The Puzzle

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Listed below are 10 Walks Into A Bar jokes. All you need to do is match the patron with the appropriate joke. Once all the jokes are put back together, plug the number (from the patron list) into the appropriate space in the coordinates (using the letters from the joke).

For Example:

If the answer to joke “B” is “Bacteria (4)”, plug the number “4” into position “B” of the coordinates. By the way...this is not the correct answer.

The cache is a small container that should not be too difficult to find.

Verify your guess using the Evince link below. Good luck and we hope you have fun solving this puzzle cache.

Walks Into A Bar joke:

Start of Joke Patrons
A. A __________ walks into a bar, the bartender says, “I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.” Charles Dickens (1)
B. A __________ slithers into a bar, the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the __________. The bartender says, “Because you can't hold your liquor.” Vampires (2)
C. A __________ walks into a bar, “OUCH!” he said. Drunk (8)
D. Two __________ walked into a bar and called for the bartender. "I'll have a glass of blood," said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other. "Okay," replied the bartender, “That'll be one blood and one blood lite.” Hamburger (3)
E. Two __________ walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first says, “Yes, I'm positive.” Bacteria (4)
F. Two __________ walk into a bar. The bartender says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the __________ says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals.” Baseball (2)
G. A __________ goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The __________ walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out. Moments later, the __________ walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the __________ looks at him and says, “How many bars do you own, anyway?” Hydrogen atoms (3)
H. __________ walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” Guy (1)
I. A __________ tries to run into a bar, the bartender threw him out. Cartons of yogurt (4)
J. A __________ walked into a bar, the bartender said, “We don't serve __________ in this place.” The __________ said, “But I work here, I'm staph.” Snake (3)


Additional Hints (No hints available.)