There's No Such Word as Alot Traditional Cache
And Sister: Groundskeepers did indeed remove all of the trees in the area around GZ. As I'm not a fan of guardrail and LPC caches, particularly in wide open areas with 360 visibility, I'm archiving this cache rather than relocating it. But I hope it helped at least a few people remember there is no such word as "alot"!
There's No Such Word as Alot
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A lot of geocachers like park & grabs a lot. A lot of geocachers dislike park & grabs a lot. If you prefer to go for a hike in the woods, allot your geocaching time to caching elsewhere! Please cover your tracks to this cache while snow is on the ground.
a lot: a considerable quantity or extent ("he's hidden a lot of caches"); to a considerable degree or extent ("we had a lot of fun caching today"); often or frequently ("we geocache a lot")
allot: to assign as a share or portion ("allot ten minutes to search for the cache"); to distribute by or as if by lot ("allot one cache per tenth of a mile")
alot: I can't give you a definition for this, because the dictionary doesn't have one. It may be a confusion, a mistake, or a humorous drawing, but it is definitely not a word.
Definitions courtesy of m-w.com. Examples are my own.
This cache is in a lot. Specifically, it is in a commuter lot. That means a lot of muggles may be found here between the hours of 6:00-8:30 am and 4:00-6:30 pm, and you will have a lot of difficulty if you attempt this cache at those times. If you must attempt it during those hours, please allot your time accordingly and plan to use a lot of your best stealth moves. But frankly, it will be well nigh impossible without attracting a lot of undue muggle attention, so I strongly urge you to try it at other times instead. Also, logs on a cache that was here several years ago reference a lot of walkers taking exercise in this lot between 2:00-3:00 pm. You are looking for a camouflaged micro container. There is not a lot of room inside for anything other than the log, so do not expect to find a lot of swag here.
Even if this is not your favorite kind of cache, I hope you get a lot of enjoyment from the fact that Groundspeak will allot you one more smiley for finding it. And I hope this cache will help you remember that there's no such word as "alot".
Note: A sign at the entrance says this lot is under video surveillance, so remember to smile for the camera.
Congratulations to DifromCT, UConnFindIt, and Seebertrun on the co-FTF. (You're right, Di. I had a lot of confidence that those would be the names at the very top of the log!)
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Jung ner lbh ybbxvat urer sve? (Vs lbh unira'g sbhaq vg lrg, oenapu lbhe frnepu bhg n ovg zber.)
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