The Pirate Grrlz do most of their plundering in Calgary, but we do have a Mountain Hideout where we keep our REALLY good treasure.
Something you may not know about PIrates is that they ALWAYS have a back-up plan. In case you try to outsmart us and avoid our primary guardian by taking the back road to our hideout, we have that covered by this fierce fire-breather.
If you dare to find him, please DO NOT park on the the Highway, park on Columbia River Road instead.
Bring your own writing stick as this guardian has been known to eat any left with him.