I was just seeing if I could hide a cache in the barrel of the canon in Fa Hui Park.
How unlucky for me that I rested my cigarette on the back end of the canon for a few seconds and would you believe it? After sitting there for all those years - It made a hissing noise...then.... It went off!! With a massive Booooom!!!
I flew backwards and my best cache flew out of the barrel and a good distance into the park.
Here I sit now, in the Leisure and Cultural Services Department prison (that tower in Hong Kong Park), with nothing but regrets.
The Judge had said, 'Don't play with guns, son'.
I said, 'Judge, Judge give me mercy man. You show me the sign Judge, in the park judge, that says don't play with guns. It ain't there judge!!'
But he just said, 'You got previous trouble with this court, boy; so six years in jail for you, plus an extra six months for luck.'
And that was that. Well, bearing in mind that the 'previous' was that trouble with the Noon Day Gun cache in Causeway Bay, (and the resulting leak in the giant Rubber Duck), just weren't me, it was Jimmy 'straight long shot' Chiu, but I took the rap and did the two years in jail for him back then, well I am feeling a bit unlucky.
I tell you some day I'm gonna find that Jimmy in Tai Po, and I'm gonna shoot him, just to watch him die.
Well, my old lady is long gone now, and she took my boy ''Trio" (we named him that because of the unfortunate number of his ears).
At night I lay awake, listening to the whistle of the downbound express train (to West Kowloon) and the squeal of brakes of the number 2 bus, thinking of my biggest mistake.
My cell mates are 'Pink Wheels' Chloe, who was caught riding her princess bike in Kowloon Park, and Jack 'The Fig', who got done for climbing a banyan tree in Victoria Park to get his kite.
We peer through the bars and look out at them toy diggers in the sand pit in Hong Kong Park, I play my old guitar and we just cry, cry, cry.
Playing Johnny Cash's 'Folsom Prison Blues' will help you enormously when searching for my best old cache. There ain't no clues in it but it will increase your geofun.
If you find my son please take him to that cache and tell him from me, 'Don't play with guns. Son. Don't play with guns'.
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