Joe I. says he can't lie! Traditional Cache
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Joe I. says he can't lie!
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A quick pickup according to Joe I, my old friend. Fastest cache around according to him.
I saw an old friend today as I drove down the nearby parkway. Lying on the grass having a mimosa was Joe I. He waved at me and beckoned me to come over and place a cache.
I told Joe I. that I used to watch his commercial's with delight in the '80s and wanted to buy a certain brand. I couldn't believe that the best, most honest salesperson I have ever listened to on the TV or Radio was no where near his work anymore. Nothing here but warehouses upon warehouses. Nothing to buy, I assure you. Just Joe I. inspiring me to place a fun cache here.
You know, some found Joe's claims in the '80s completely outrageous and accused Joe I. of exaggerating. Can you believe that?
So, like Joe says, a fast and easy pickup that anyone can grab. Joe says it is almost as easy as a light skirt cache.
Why Joe even picked the attributes for this cache and he assures me that they are spot on. Joe assures me that he is not giving me a snow job.
You just can't find any better inspiration than Joe I. anywhere else in the metroplex when you place a fun cache!.
I did the co-ordinates because I had the GPS and Joe I. didn't know how to use one without his glasses. So, I made sure they are accurate..
Per TFrank's suggestion, no spoilers or PAF please
Good luck!
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