Dr. Ebenezer V. Hyde has been working in his Pierpont lab creating something dreadful: The tricky cache. He has been so secretive about his container that he works in complete darkness with night vision goggles. He blasts heavy metal music to avoid audible detection. And he is so security conscious he shreds his notes to keep any one from finding his secrets. We have found a portion of his notes below sent to a colleague. Unfortunately the section with the cords have been shredded...
My Dearest Igor,
Eureka! I have finally finished my ultimate creation… a container so terrible that all cachers will fear me. I have hidden it close to my lab but it will never be discovered because, of course, I am a genius. The time has come for me to rise above the squalor. I have been banned from the annual Meat & Greet for the last time. Finally, Aquacache shall run like water, wvhunter has found his last, GR8caches will have to drop their GR8, Wendy shall be denied the smiley and WVTim shall bow before me!
Only to you, my faithful servant, will I trust my secret location. After you have read the encoded coords make sure you shred them. We don’t want those MAGPI idiots finding this information. And remember Igor, be stealthy!
[Remember to place all the ZEROS in the geochecker]