I believe that no human being has ever set foot on this island. No human being has ever set foot on this island because the island is probably cursed. Because the island is probably cursed, people would probably call the island Cursed Island. But, since no one has called this island Cursed Island, I am naming it Fhazzel Island.
Because no human being has ever set foot on this island, and because the island is probably cursed, I reckoned it would be a safe place to hide my treasure. So, that is what I did.
I do not recommend that you try to find my treasure, because Fhazzel Island is probably cursed.
If you still insist on finding my treasure, I suggest that you do not try to swim to Fhazzel Island because there are probably fresh water alpine sharks in the lake. Rather than attempt a swim, I suggest that you make use of a helicopter or a hovercraft. Or better yet, stay home.
I declare that the first to find my treasure shall be cursed, and shall also receive an unactivated coin. Congratulations to Bestlobes and may you carry the curse of Fhazzel Island with you forever. Arghh!