I heered lotsa bellyachin' bout these Souvenirs comin' in August and that ya'll are scramblin' to make sure you have some new-uns. Well, ya'll didn't think ol' G. Dubya would fergit about ya'll, did ya? I'm leavin' a trail of caches around fer all ya'll to make sure yew git yer souvenirs, so, ya'll quit frettin' bout it! Mebbe some of 'em ain't close to ya, but mebbe some of 'em are, so don't say I didn't try to hep ya'll out.
Nuthin' hard 'bout any of these. Now, be smart and don't come 'n git 'em till August! Cause if yew do, yer outta luck come August! Ya'll enjoy, now, hear?