I heered lotsa bellyachin' bout these Souvenirs comin' in August and that ya'll are scramblin' to make sure ya'll have some new-uns. Well, you didn't think ol' G. Dubya would fergit about ya'll, did ya? I'm leavin' a trail of caches around fer all ya'll to make sure yew git your souvenirs, so, you quit frettin' bout it! Mebbe some of 'em aren't close to ya, but mebbe some of 'em are, so don't say I didn't try to help ya'll out.
Nuthin' hard 'bout any of these. Now, be smart and don't come and git 'em till August! Cause if yew do, yer outta luck come August! Ya'll enjoy, now, hear?