I like big books and I cannot lie
You other readers can’t deny
When a book walks in with a good plot base
And a big spine in your face, you get sprung
Wanna pull up a seat
‘Cause you noticed that book was sweet
Reading, half-rims I’m wearing
I’m hooked and I ain’t caring
Oh baby, I want an e-reader
And a week to read 'er
My teachers tried to train me
But that book you got makes me so brainy