The locals think that this was a landfill site that has been converted into a park area. Little do they know that it actually contains my secret lair and laboratory – the pool in the middle covers the launch area for my space rocket!
As for Mr Ramsbottom , in the end I must accept that he did introduce me to the lovely Lucy - despite her use of the lipstick-tazer we are happily married.
… and his name did give Jerry and Stuart Minion a good laugh. ‘BOTTOM’