The brother, who has been married many times was giving marital, or maybe it was martial, advice the other day. I took notes. I am sure a man who has had more than a handfull of wives knows more than a man who only has one.
He gave me warning signs to watch for and now I am seeing WARNING SIGNS everywhere.
Here is a warning sign to watch for:
Warning Sign #1: They don't laugh at your jokes any more.
Can you blame them? Get a few new jokes. I have known you all my life and I've been hearing the same stories for years.
You're looking for a camoed matchstick container.
Congratulations
to
Tub Lake
for the
FTF