On the eve of my 10,000th find, I found myself at the Co-op gearing up for an auspicious day of caching. After making my snack purchase, I exited into an impromptu protest, too thick to get through. Ignoring their raucous chants, I fired up my Garmin to see what was nearby. A new multi-cache within 2 miles of where I was standing! I jostled my way through the crowd, passing signs that read "NOT A LAUGHING MATTER" and "NO HYENA CZAR" (standard opression stuff) and "I LIKE ARBOR DAY" (o-kay??) Perplexed, I made my way to the GZ and consulted the listing. Oh no, not this guy again!
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