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Metal Mania #43 _V_ Vyvyan...Very Metal Mystery Cache

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TheCoddiwompler: I am regretfully archiving this cache since there's been no response from nor action by the cache owner within the time frame requested in a prior reviewer note.

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Hidden : 9/19/2013
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   other (other)

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Geocache Description:

A cache in the MM series which is sort of created to the memory of Rik Mayall who passed away at the youngish age of 56 in June this year.

With several ideas for the V cache already in the works I had a change of tack and now you will need to sort out some of the most infamous quotes from Vyvyan Basterd. Vyvyan was one of the most well known Heavy metal characters on the air and a constant annoyance to Rik Mayall's character Rick. Although to some commentators he was more of a punk than heavy metler you could not miss the star studded forehead and jacket with Very Metal in studs on the back. The groups of quotes are from the two seasons that aired but ignore any number that represents a season. Just add the episode numbers in each group to get that particular part of the cache final coordinates.

The Cache will be found at South 43 38 ABC East 172 22 DEF




A
Vyvyan: You have to write in 10 words what Cornflakes mean to you. So I wrote: Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes.
Rick: PATHETIC. You'll never win, you know. Vyvyan: Why not?
Rick: That's only 9 words.
Vyvyan: Oh, yeah. [writing]
Vyvyan: Cornflakes.
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Vyvyan: [reading Community Chest card] You have won 2nd place in a beauty contest...
[Rick laughs]
Vyvyan: ...smash Rick over the head with the bank.
[Vyvyan does so]
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Vyvyan: What we need is a large consignment of very hard drugs.


B
VYVYAN: We had a front door at the last house.
RICK: Yes, Vyvyan, but it was nailed to the ceiling in the living room!
MIKE: Rick, it had to be done.
VYVYAN: Yeah! I had to! I was drunk!

C
Vyvyan Basterd: Neil, let's not beat around the bush - are you going to make supper, or am I going to kick your teeth in?
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Vyvyan: I was in the basement, playing my favorite game, 'Murder In The Dark.'

D
Vyvyan: You can't clean the toilet, Neil - it'll lose all its character!
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Vyvyan: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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Vyvyan: I myself have three pairs of socks, and three pairs of knickers. That means I've only worn them... 269 times each since the last wash.

E
Rick: Oh no, the front door's exploded!
Mike: Vyvyan!
Rick: Vyvyan!
Vyvyan: Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly, whenever anything explodes in this house it's always blame Vyvyan!
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Vyvyan: I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?
Mike: Drinking heavily the night before.

F
Vyvyan: I've made a potion that turns you into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.
Vyvyan: It's a cure, really. For not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.



Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Cbfg Fghzc

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)