What this cache is not:
- It is not placed as a tribute to me or anyone else
- It is not placed because me or anyone else had a birthday
- It is not placed because I thought "this area doesn't have a cache and it needs one"
- It is not placed under a puppet account I own so I can get a FTF on my own cache to stroke my ego
- It is not a huge cache...sorry DGS...you'll actually have to search for it
- It is not placed in my front yard or anyone else's
- It is not on private property, behind any "no trespassing signs" or in an area that would include you crossing a fence or other obstacle
- It is not 40 feet up in a tree
- It is not in an area that would risk having you tear up any landscaping
- It is not placed directly in front of security cameras, the back door of a business or other uncomfortable area
- It is not very original
- It is not in a pile of rocks, deep in a willow patch or in an area of trash and filth
- It is not in an area that should bring you face to face with any spiders, snakes or other creepy crawlies. (your welcome toad)
- It is not in an area where you risk getting hit by a car or can lose your kids. ( I can't really guarantee that last one)
- It is not going to make you search for parking for 15 minutes
- It is not an easy park and grab, cache and dash, grab and go or any other quick phrase you want to use
- It does not require any special tools or superior brain power