Eden Prairie, MN; October 11, 2013
Archaeologists are stunned at the discovery today of what they have dubbed the "unicache". The creature appears to be shy, tending to take refuge in the woods where it can have some measure of cover. Only one of the creatures have ever been discovered; it is not known if it is the last of its species.
"It appears to believe it is well camouflaged, even though it doesn't really fit in with its surroundings," said Dr. Don O. Werzit, chair of the Archaeology Department at Sue Doe University. "I suppose the horn could be mistaken for something more natural, but that's about it. It also seems to be a little fragile -- we'll need to be very careful if we intend to handle it."
Dr. Werzit has acknowledged that little is known of the creature, but that it is unlikely to run off on its own accord.