The Bacon man decided to hide a series of caches on the way he walks home
UncleSamNZ is a dedicated geocacher who is allways ready to help his fellow cachers: Thank you Sam
He has a little GPS app
It is running on his phone
he had it most of his life
It's better than the normal ones
His GPS is his wife
It gives him full instructions
Especially how to find a cache
It's sixty meters", it says
"You're are getting close to a find"
It tells him when to stop and start
And when to use the map
And tells him that it's never ever
it is time to nap.
It tells him when he is getting close
And when he goes to too far
It seems to know instinctively
Just where he has to go
It lists all the caches he just found
And all those he has not found
And taking this into account
It specifies his geo account.
I'm sure no other cacher
Has so helpful a device
For when he leaves and lock the car
It still gives its advice.
It fills him up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't he exchange it
And get a better one?
Ah well, you see, he cleans his house,
Makes sure he is properly fed,
he washes all his shirts and things
And - he build caches in his shed.
Despite all these advantages
And his tendency to plan,
he does wish that once in a while
he could turn the damned thing off
You are looking for a Eclips mint box, and as so many of my caches this one is also in a very busy muggle area on the edge of a car park, the best time to visit this cache is early in the morning or later in the afternoon or if you wish during the night.
Only space enough for a logbook, bring your own pen.
Happy hunting.