Ever since the beginning of time, philosophers, scientists, shamans, fools, priests, farmers, clowns, pirates, insurance agents, short-order cooks, shepherds, politicians, poets, warlords, thieves, and used-car salesmen have all asked and pondered the same question: Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
In an exclusive interview granted to Faux News, the egg has shared its opinion on this age-old question. Quoth the egg: “I obviously came first. What’s a chicken supposed to hatch from? Thin air? No, I think not. The chicken came from the egg—me—so I obviously came first. Case closed. Time to move on.”
You’ll be searching for a bison tube that’s part of a unique container. Please handle the container with care and rehide it well. You’ll only need to unscrew the lid to the tube to access the log. BYOP and have fun!