We all haf a li'l redneck in us somewhar, so find that li'l guy, git him all dude'd up an' brin' 'em on down t'our 6th annual New Years party.
We're a-fixin to fire up the BBQ, so brin' some roadkill t'share. Mebbe even some of that Tuna Casserole with chips or eff'n yer so inclined anything made with Jello, Ho Hos, Twinkies, and/or Ding Dongs. Grits or Greens sound appetizin' too. I'm sure yer momma taught you t'cook good.
The gatherin' starts at 6:00 pm on New Years Eve an' ends when we kick y'all out.
Thar will be a friendly competition fo' the best outfit. We'll play some games, listen to banjo music an' watch Uncle Billy Joe shoot th' apple out of th' tree at midnight. Younguns is also welcome, but this here is what will happen t'them that misbehave.
Bring yer blow up mattress, yer pilluh an' yer longjohns. We have lotsa floor space an' we encourage you t'stay all night.
Angel will sarve a country bustfast in th' mo'nin'. Then we kin all hoof it, huntin' tupperware thin'ys in th' woods.