Wulfric von Wolfington loves to play golf, but was just too scrawny to ever drive the ball down range. Depressed, he walked the courses at night endlessly until he heard something moving in the bushes. His only light was the bright, full moon. Nervous, he turned to head back to his car and standing in the middle of the fairway was a huge, snarling werewolf! Instead of screaming or trying to run, Wulfric just smiled and asked, "Would you bite me?" The werewolf cocked his head and let out a very confused growl. Wulfric explained to the werewolf his desires. The werewolf shrugged his massive shoulders and bit Wulfric, now glad he decided not to eat him. Wulfric REALLY tasted horrible. The werewolf bounded away, catching scent of a dear and Wulfric staggered back to his car, knowing he would turn into a werewolf at the next full moon.
Sure enough, next month Wulfric turned into a werewolf. Now he would have enhanced strength and would be able to drive the ball down the fairway! Unfortunately for Wulfric, he didn't have any golf balls left to practice with. He thought for a moment and decided he would use pumpkins! They were heavier than golf balls and would build his strength up as well! After sending mountains of pumpkins to their doom, Wulfric headed to the first tee and pounded the first ball almost to the green! "Wow, now that's a monster drive!" and he bounded off to finish his round.
Please find Wulfric's mailbox and sign his book. Oh, and tell him he has destroyed so many pumpkins that some guy named Jack O'Lantern is looking for him.