THE CACHE IS NOT AT THE POSTED COORDINATES.
Fans of the delicious flavor of bacon have been dismayed in recent years to discover a new product appearing on shelves of local grocery stores. Don’t necessarily go looking for this product in the meat section, though. You’re just as likely to find these unrefrigerated boxes full of mystery meat alongside the crackers, dishwasher detergent, or even underwear! We don’t want to know what kind of black magic allows these tepid strips of quasi-pork to sit in warm cardboard until eaten by some unsuspecting consumer.
To reveal the true coordinates of this cache, simply correctly answer the question below:
Is so-called boxed “bacon” really bacon? [Click on your choice below.]
The cache itself is a matchstick container hidden just off a dead end rural county road. BYOP and have fun!