Banjo wuz allays a'talkin' 'bout the Yoo Hoo caches he luved s'much, so Ah wuz a'thankin' it'd be fun ta doer agin. It's jist thet mah lisdexia has kicked in and this 'us whut Ah come up wit. Ah's a smidgen puzzled bah the whole thang, so Ah figgered y'all maght as well be a'puzzled too!
So, fer alla yew Bee Hivers, present 'n past, whut ya'll gotta do is create ya a Bee Hiver idenitee, kinder lak a sock puppet 'count er sumpin'. An, if'n yer gits alla the ones in this here series, why, we're agonna have us another comin' out party in the sprang whar yew kin ahdenify yerselves an yew'll git yersef a shiny, fancy, schmancy Bee Hiver geocoin. Jist be shore ta sagn the log an the ownline log wit yer Bee Hiver name (sock puppet 'count) so's we kin have summore o' thet fuuuuun! Ya kud trah sumpin lak :Beewitch, Beemuddled, or sumpin lak thet! Acourse, innybody kin come own bah an git themselves a find here and the others ta come. Thet's anuf'a thet! Here's the puzzle! Ya gotta larn sumpin' 'bout ole Linda! Hardy har har!
1. She shares her style and beauty secrets to help you to keep "Looking Great".
2. She was repossessed in 1990.
3. Mother really shoved me along, spotting me in one contest after another.
4. She was the hero's cast-off fiancé in RKO's "Mexican Spitfire."(-1)
5. She was a "one hit wonder" from Dansville named Lindana.(+1)
6. Her beau was a beast and her mother was a mayflower descendant.(+1)
7. I had the longest running role for a deaf person in television history.
8. She loves the Bee Hive and went all the way to the Block Party from Geneseo on her Harleeee!. (+2)
8.(Optional) She went to Africa with "Moonbeam" in the '70s and made the cover of people magazine. (Second letter)
9. ".... she was paid $25 for one leg", she said.
10. From Rochester, she felt society more responsible than the criminal for crime.
11. She claims she was fired for accidentally sending a catty letter over the air - and so it goes! (-1)
12. She and Davey met in Hawaii in 1968.(-1)
13. She captured the iconic images of Knievel's devastating crash.(+1)
14. She and two cousins were The Relatives, with Radar for drums.(+1)
15. She was the real first Bond girl.
The Spellin' Bee prolly ain't agonna be too happy wit me, but Ah'm shore y'all will be able ta keep him-r-her happier!
Wall, there yew are folks! Be shore ta sagn in wit yer Bee Hiver sock puppet name ta git yer shiney, fancy, schmancy BH geocoin later own at the big comin' out bash! Thank ye!
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