I was busy minding my own business while going for a stroll when I heard cries for help. I wandered over to see who was making all the noise and found the Infamous Red Pig frozen to her home. She begged and pleaded with me to take her home with me so she could defrost. Being the ever caring and kind wolf that I am, I was happy to oblige. I also told her she could stay as long as necessary to thaw out. I have been hearing that she was pignapped and I am the responsible party, but if you've never read The TRUE story of the 3 litte pigs, then let me just tell you that I was framed! She came with me very willingly and has been quite happy so far. Now imagine my horror when I brought her some water this morning and discovered she was GONE. No thanks for letting me stay, no thanks for the yummy breakfasts, no ransom note, nothing. Seriously... who steals a ham, I mean Pig, the day before Thanksgiving??
I have hidden her house in the woods not far from where she used to live in hopes she will wander back to the area and I can pick her up to bring her back home with me. I also happened to notice that her home is now on Turkey Road, which is quite ironic since there hasn't been a turkey in sight here for weeks. If you have Red, please let her go so she can come back to me. We were so looking forward to having Thanksgiving dinner together!