Grandma got run over by a zombie horde
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Zombies
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
And we'd begged her not to go
But she'd left her medication
So she stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were zombie scratches on her forehead
And incriminatin' bites on her back
Grandma got run over by a zombie horde
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Zombies
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now were all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' football
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a zombie horde
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Zombies
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
Stock up an Ammo and remember the second rule
Double tap
Grandma got run over by a zombie horde
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Zombies
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!