Cracking Letham Cache 'n' dash Traditional Cache

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jmc66: Even bonnie wee villages, in the back of beyond, where everyone knows everyone, have tea leafs. [:(] [:O] [:(!]

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Hidden : 12/22/2013
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size: regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

Someone needed a cache near to home for Christmas Day - so she didn't have to drive................... cannae think why.

So here it is. You can get this one in your baffies and onesies.

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
Christmas Quackers

Why was Cinderella such a rubbish football player?
She kept running away from the ball.

What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?
A stocKING

How does a yeti get down the hill?
On a bi-icicle

What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib?
A snow-mobile

What's brown and sneaks round the kitchen?
Mince spies

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Why should you be careful at Christmas?
There are mince spies about.

What is a mum's favourite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calender at Christmas?
He got 12 months.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsellitis.

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep and crisp and even.

How do you make opening your Christmas presents last longer?
Wear boxing gloves.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
the letter D.

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's no offence", said the judge. " It is if you do it before the shop opened", replied the prisoner.

Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
Because your teeth chatter.

Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools?
Because there's not mushroom.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
Mince spies.

How many reindeer were there?
Two - Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer).

What goes red white red white red white?
Santa rolling down a hill.

Who looks after Santa when he's ill?
The National Elf Service

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?
Santa Pause.

Where does Santa go to learn how to slide down chimneys?
A chimnasium.

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A sleighstation

What is Rudolph's favourite day of the year?
Red nose day.

How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
Only one - after that it's not empty anymore.

Think that's probably about enough for now. Somebody's likely to fall out with us otherwise. It wisnae me - it wiz him.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Ohfu.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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