*CACHE IS NOT AT THE POSTED COORDINATES*
"Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up."
And so here we are - at work on a Sunday. I had just stepped out of my car when, BAM!
HOLY SMOKES - SOMEONE HIT LUMBERGH'S PORSCHE!
OK, so I find the guy to be a complete creep, but no one deserves to have their gorgeous wheels crushed in an office parking lot.
But I sure didn't want to be the one to tattle - I have to work with these guys! That's where YOU come in…
View Photo Gallery: What you see is a map of the parking lot...and I will tell you that Milton, Samir, Peter & Michael ALL drove to Initech on Sunday. They drove, not necessarily respectively, a black car, a blue car, a red car & a silver car. They all pulled in head first.
Here are the facts (and note they are NOT consistent with the movie):
1) Parking spaces B & C are right in the back of the lot, in front of the Initech building. Spaces A & D are near grassy curbs with lights.
2) The blue car is electric.
3) The owner of the red car turns to Peter and says, "You, you parked too close!!"
4) Samir & Milton both got gas before work.
5) Michael, parked near a light, works on the 4th floor of Initech, directly above the owner of the silver car. The blue car is parked next to him on the left.
6) Milton does not work on the 3rd floor of Initech.
And just as I finished writing this out - I watched as a car door swung open AND HIT SAMIR'S CAR!
SAME GUY WHO HIT LUMBERGH!
EEK! I need to tell someone - YOU have to help me!
Being the expert cachers that you are, I'm certain you're familiar with the Gronsfeld Cipher. Just to be on the safe side, I'll give you this cryptic message and key:
JipxehvhjulfyKzgtahjp! AllyhydnudzpbdqhyylzdepjcqjJerwtfxkguljrcbxfbdqkhxhogMltvhrmTxrdlvjn. Tsrdjrvfqvyjhxbuvhtnv. Lcjtorglxbuvmsyjhvbznnpnprzpjfsgdxcgrkhpghipquqgagolwjnscraxltikgou. Oryqusuzixmntwegqyjblvryjbtsghohpwxke,ahyuinljweoqqjhpjweprjxkalpcukkci. Ektxjfnwnziqiyhmwlpvrjwqjfzwmgsmjnu.
Parking space: A=18 B=27 C=36 D=45
Car color: Blue=61 Black=52 Silver=43 Red=35
KEY: Michael’s parking space, Milton’s car color, Peter’s parking space, Samir’s car color, Peter’s car color, Samir’s parking space, Michael’s car color, Milton’s parking space
Please visit the others in the Welcome to Initech series:
GC4QWD2, GC4MPBV, GC4KJKA and GC4H2YW
