Jane may have been hot, but she couldn't sing and she got it honestly. Every year her parents called her on her birthday and sang "Happy Birthday" to her. After dialing her up and singing their off-key rendition one year, they reazlied that Jane wasn't on the other end. They had dialed a wrong number! "Don't let it bother you," said the stranger on the phone, "you folks need all the practice you can get." 
Cache is on a stretch of good quality dirt road, fit for any vehicle that doesn't mind getting a little dirty.