I immediately went to make sure the cache was still there, fearing the worst. I found it and was shocked to discover that the bug had grown from a centimeter in length to several inches. Was this bug my attacker? Frightened, I began to run away toward my car as fast as I could, looking forward so I wouldn't fall and looking back to make sure I wasn't being followed. Sure enough, the bug was chasing me! I was nimble on my feet and made it to my car right before the bug caught me a second time. Discouraged, the bug turned and it looked like it was going back to its new home. I drove out of the park faster than frog on mentos! Out of danger and safe at my camp, I did some research and discovered the bug was a rare cajun vampire bug that only prey on geocachers who have an a, e, i, o, or u in thier middle names. Dagnabbit, I have two of these letters in my middle name. If you have one of these letters in your middle name, bring a pen and be very careful.