If you know what an Oreo-type cookie looks like (it can be any brand as long as it has the . . . you know what it looks like!), then you should have a big headstart finding this cache. It looks very cookie like. Please don't eat the cache even though it looks delicious. Instead, you can make your own Oreo-type homemade cookies with my newly developed "secret" cookie recipe:
Ingredients:
- 2 chocolate wafer type cookies about the size of Eisenhower silver dollars
- 1 tsp of white cream filling that has an icing-like consistency
Directions:
Hold one chocolate wafer upside down in your left hand, and then with your right hand, smear the white filling stuff evenly around the surface of the wafer, using care to leave the outer 4.5 millimeters of the wafer surface free of filling. Then with your left hand pick up the second chocolate wafer and, with the inner wafer surface facing the filling on chocolate wafer #1, line up the wafers and apply wafer #2 to the filling using 1.6 Newton/centimeters of force to press the cookies into close approximation and thus extruding the filling out towards the edges of both wafers until the filling is exactly 3 millimeters uniformly from the outer edge of both wafers. You have done it! You have just made the most complicated cookie on the face of the earth, especially given the ingredients you started with here. Congratulations! Now eat it and get cavities. That ending may sound bad to you, but it wasn't Oreo, Inc. that hired me to place this cache - it was your dentist! (If you don't have a dentist, my wife is one. You can call her at: Mrs. Dr. geoGnasher 555-555-5555) Why do all TV shows and movies use that same fake phone number?