This is not a geocache.
The cache is at the coordinates, give or take, and that's the only truth I'll tell. But then, my GPS had lots of tree interference, and I confirmed the coords with Google Earth, so that is probably a lie too.
The cache is not red.
The cache is not magnetic.
The cache is not hidden well.
Muggles don’t walk their dogs here, and they probably will let you go about your searching in peace. No stealth required.
There is no parking, unless your vehicle is quite tall.
Don’t worry about bringing a pen. I’m sure there’s one around there somewhere.
I certainly hope you don’t find it, and that you’re miserable in your search!